SPACE HOTEL!

Tired of vacationing in the Florida Keys? (SCN goes every year, and boy are we tired of the Keys)

How about checking in to a space hotel?



Just float around in zero g all day, and when you need to eat (or perform some other mundane human task), there are velcro patches on the walls of your room that you can stick to.



Perhaps it would be exciting for a day or two. Any longer though and we would miss our televisions and internets.

Also, how does room service work? Also, can we order dirty movies? Also, fresh towels?

Yeah, maybe these space hotels aren't such a great idea. After all, where would we be without our nice things? Just staring off into space and thinking about Nietzsche. How productive is that?

-SCN...

LOVES OUTER SPACE!


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